Almost made it
to Poughkeepsie.
If you’re gonna lock me up
you better throw away the key.
Officer, you’re kind of acting
like a p - i – g.
Am I on Old Macdonald’s farm?

I’ll bet your Mama’s in the kitchen.
Your dad is sucking dick
behind the tractor
in the back of the barn
where your granddaddy brought him --
your granddaddy taught him
how to be a pig on a farm.
Am I in old Macdonald’s farm?

Thank you for these ankle bracelets
you really shouldn’t have
poked a bear
at the end of a rope.
You’re gonna wish you never had.
Am I on old Macdonald’s farm?